some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
when you can’t draw anything but eyes
the lost family of shwlg
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
This movie was gold.
don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college
we dont need no education
we dont need no thought control
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stop right there, smooth criminal scum
I’m very happy to finally release this piece for everyone to see! It is a private commission tailored to the clients’ likes and I am very happy with the way it turned out. i have always loved ravens and owls, not to mention military regalia.
Its name is Wisdom.
Original is 15.5”x10.5”
Ballpoint pen and 22K Gold leaf
I hope you enjoy it!
Edit: Oops, always forget this! The inPrnt link for prints is here:
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of
You mean AMAZING
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